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Union Square, Manhattan, NYC
By Amanda Crafton

“Todd Delgado?” says Sally Kingston, a graphic designer at Deale&Crumb, a branding firm on 16th and Fifth Avenue, “Yeah, he’s a total fucking douchebag.”

Todd Delgado, a self-styled personal branding “guru” at Deale&Crumb, has managed to piss off every one of his friends, family members, and colleagues at D&C. The 33-year-old from Flemington, New Jersey, never graduated from college though he claims to be an alumnus of Notre Dame. “Hey, if you took class at a school, you’re an alumni,” explained Delgado. “That makes me an alumni of Notre Dame.” Delgado took an online screenwriting class at Notre Dame in 2008.

“What they don’t tell you about the branding industry is that anyone can claim to be an expert in branding,” says Franklin Deale, co-CEO of D&C. “Seriously, have you ever met anyone good at math or scienceâ€"smart people in other wordsâ€"who are in branding? It’s all bullshit, but Todd is calling himself a personal branding ‘guru’ and everyone equates that word with a charlatan. He’s bringing us all down. Honestly, he’s just an asshole.”

“He’s a total fucking asshole,” says Andy White, a copywriter at D&C. “He steals people’s food out of the office fridge and denies it. Then he tells clients how to build their own brand by creating a consistent and sincere voice and image. His brand should be an asshole holding a stolen leftover egg salad sandwich.”

“He’s always been a fucking asshole,” says Mrs. Delgado, Todd’s mom. “He once stole my jewelry and sold it to a pawn shop so he could buy fireworks to blow up my birdhouses in the backyard. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. This common sense crap he sells as personal branding advice is total bullshit. Who needs to be told not to be an asshole to other people? Actually, my son, Todd does.”

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Union Square, Manhattan, NYC
By Amanda Crafton

“Todd Delgado?” says Amanda Kingston, a graphic designer at Deale&Crumb, a branding firm on 16th and Fifth Avenue, “Yeah, he’s a total fucking douchebag.”

Todd Delgado, a self-styled personal branding “guru” at Deale&Crumb, has managed to piss off every one of his friends, family members, and colleagues at D&C. The 33-year-old from Flemington, New Jersey, never graduated from college though he claims to be an alumnus of Notre Dame. “Hey, if you took class at a school, you’re an alumni,” explained Delgado. “That makes me an alumni of Notre Dame.” Delgado took an online screenwriting class at Notre Dame in 2008.

“What they don’t tell you about the branding industry is that anyone can claim to be an expert in branding,” says Franklin Deale, co-CEO of D&C. “Seriously, have you ever met anyone good at math or scienceâ€"smart people in other wordsâ€"who are in branding? It’s all bullshit, but Todd is calling himself a personal branding ‘guru’ and everyone equates that word with a charlatan. He’s bringing us all down. Honestly, he’s just an asshole.”

“He’s a total fucking asshole,” says Andy White, a copywriter at D&C. “He steals people’s food out of the office fridge and denies it. Then he tells clients how to build their own brand by creating a consistent and sincere voice and image. His brand should be an asshole holding a stolen leftover egg salad sandwich.”

“He’s always been a fucking asshole,” says Mrs. Delgado, Todd’s mom. “He once stole my jewelry and sold it to a pawn shop so he could buy fireworks to blow up my birdhouses in the backyard. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. This common sense crap he sells as personal branding advice is total bullshit. Who needs to be told not to be an asshole to other people? Actually, my son, Todd does.”

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Union Square, Manhattan, NYC
By Amanda Crafton

“Todd Delgado?” says Amanda Kingston, a graphic designer at Deale&Crumb, a branding firm on 16th and Fifth Avenue, “Yeah, he’s a total fucking douchebag.”

Todd Delgado, a self-styled personal branding “guru” at Deale&Crumb, has managed to piss off every one of his friends, family members, and colleagues at D&C. The 33-year-old from Flemington, New Jersey, never graduated from college though he claims to be an alumnus of Notre Dame. “Hey, if you took class at a school, you’re an alumni,” explained Delgado. “That makes me an alumni of Notre Dame.” Delgado took an online screenwriting class at Notre Dame in 2008.

“What they don’t tell you about the branding industry is that anyone can claim to be an expert in branding,” says Franklin Deale, co-CEO of D&C. “Seriously, have you ever met anyone good at math or scienceâ€"smart people in other wordsâ€"who are in branding? It’s all bullshit, but Todd is calling himself a personal branding ‘guru’ and everyone equates that word with a charlatan. He’s bringing us all down. Honestly, he’s just an asshole.”

“He’s a total fucking asshole,” says Andy White, a copywriter at D&C. “He steals people’s food out of the office fridge and denies it. Then he tells clients how to build their own brand by creating a consistent and sincere voice and image. His brand should be an asshole holding a stolen leftover egg salad sandwich.”

“He’s always been a fucking asshole,” says Mrs. Delgado, Todd’s mom. “He once stole my jewelry and sold it to a pawn shop so he could buy fireworks to blow up my birdhouses in the backyard. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. This common sense crap he sells as personal branding advice is total bullshit. Who needs to be told not to be an asshole to other people? Actually, my son, Todd does.”

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“Todd Delgado?” says Amanda Kingston, a graphic designer at Deale&Crumb, a branding firm on 16th and Fifth Avenue, “Yeah, he’s a total fucking douchebag.”

Todd Delgado, a self-styled personal branding “guru” at Deale&Crumb, has managed to piss off every one of his friends, family members, and colleagues at D&C. The 33-year-old from Flemington, New Jersey, never graduated from college though he claims to be an alumnus of Notre Dame. “Hey, if you took class at a school, you’re an alumni,” explained Delgado. “That makes me an alumni of Notre Dame.” Delgado took an online screenwriting class at Notre Dame in 2008.

“What they don’t tell you about the branding industry is that anyone can claim to be an expert in branding,” says Franklin Deale, co-CEO of D&C. “Seriously, have you ever met anyone good at math or scienceâ€"smart people in other wordsâ€"who are in branding? It’s all bullshit, but Todd is calling himself a personal branding ‘guru’ and everyone equates that word with a charlatan. He’s bringing us all down. Honestly, he’s just an asshole.”

“He’s a total fucking asshole,” says Andy White, a copywriter at D&C. “He steals people’s food out of the office fridge and denies it. Then he tells clients how to build their own brand by creating a consistent and sincere voice and image. His brand should be an asshole holding a stolen leftover egg salad sandwich.”

“He’s always been a fucking asshole,” says Mrs. Delgado, Todd’s mom. “He once stole my jewelry and sold it to a pawn shop so he could buy fireworks to blow up my birdhouses in the backyard. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. This common sense crap he sells as personal branding advice is total bullshit. Who needs to be told not to be an asshole to other people? Actually, my son, Todd does.”

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[caption id="attachment_8599" align="alignleft" width="300" caption=""What credentials does one need to be a guru anyway?" - Todd's Mom"][/caption]

“Todd Delgado?” says Amanda Kingston, a graphic designer at Deale&Crumb, a branding firm on 16th and Fifth Avenue, “Yeah, he’s a total fucking douchebag.”

Todd Delgado, a self-styled personal branding “guru” at Deale&Crumb, has managed to piss off every one of his friends, family members, and colleagues at D&C. The 33-year-old from Flemington, New Jersey, never graduated from college though he claims to be an alumnus of Notre Dame. “Hey, if you took class at a school, you’re an alumni,” explained Delgado. “That makes me an alumni of Notre Dame.” Delgado took an online screenwriting class at Notre Dame in 2008.

“What they don’t tell you about the branding industry is that anyone can claim to be an expert in branding,” says Franklin Seale, co-CEO of D&C. “Seriously, have you ever met anyone good at math or scienceâ€"smart people in other wordsâ€"who are in branding? It’s all bullshit, but Todd is calling himself a personal branding ‘guru’ and everyone equates that word with a charlatan. He’s bringing us all down. Honestly, he’s just an asshole.”

“He’s a total fucking asshole,” says Andy White, a copywriter at D&C. “He steals people’s food out of the office fridge and denies it. Then he tells clients how to build their own brand by creating a consistent and sincere voice and image. His brand should be an asshole holding a stolen leftover egg salad sandwich.”

“He’s always been a fucking asshole,” says Mrs. Delgado, Todd’s mom. “He once stole my jewelry and sold it to a pawn shop so he could buy fireworks to blow up my birdhouses in the backyard. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. This common sense crap he sells as personal branding advice is total bullshit. Who needs to be told not to be an asshole to other people? Actually, my son, Todd does.”

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[caption id="attachment_8599" align="alignleft" width="300" caption=""What credentials does one need to be a guru anyway?" - Todd's Mom"][/caption]

“Todd Delgado?” says Amanda Kingston, a graphic designer at Deale&Crumb, a branding firm on 16th and Fifth Avenue, “Yeah, he’s a total fucking douchebag.”

Todd Delgado, a self-styled personal branding “guru” at Deale&Crumb, has managed to piss off every one of his friends, family members, and colleagues at D&C. The 33-year-old from Flemington, New Jersey, never graduated from college though he claims to be an alumnus of Notre Dame. “Hey, if you took class at a school, you’re an alumni,” explained Delgado. “That makes me an alumni of Notre Dame.” Delgado took an online screenwriting class at Notre Dame in 2008.

“What they don’t tell you about the branding industry is that anyone can claim to be an expert in branding,” says Franklin Seale, co-CEO of D&C. “Seriously, have you ever met anyone good at math or scienceâ€"smart people in other wordsâ€"who are in branding? It’s all bullshit, but Todd is calling himself a personal branding ‘guru’ and everyone equates that word with a charlatan. He’s bringing us all down. Honestly, he’s just an asshole.”

“He’s a total fucking asshole,” says Andy White, a copywriter at D&C. “He steals people’s food out of the office fridge and denies it. Then he tells clients how to build their own brand by creating a consistent voice and image. His brand should be an asshole holding a stolen leftover egg salad sandwich.”

“He’s always been a fucking asshole,” says Mrs. Delgado, Todd’s mom. “He once stole my jewelry and sold it to a pawn shop so he could buy fireworks to blow up my birdhouses in the backyard. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. This common sense crap he sells as personal branding advice is total bullshit. Who needs to be told not to be an asshole to other people? Actually, my son, Todd does.”

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Manhattan, New York City
By Kendra Bass

New York City’s Museum of Sex will open an exhibit exclusively dedicated to teaching gay couples the realities of sex and married life. The exhibit titled “We’re Bonded Forever, Now What?” features several “masturbation environments” such as a shower, the corner of a bed at 4am and an office bathroom stall where sexually frustrated husbands and wives can satiate their carnal desires. A variety of lotions will be available, though Nivea is sponsoring the shower environment. “This was sort of a curve ball” said museum curator Willis McCoy. “Frankly, gay couples have no idea what they are in store for. Though we are all of course elated with the swing in popular opinion and the President’s endorsement, I think it’s fair to say that culturally, gay couples just aren’t prepared for the sexual realities of married life. But here at the Museum of Sex we’re all excited about the opportunity to use our wonderful facility for the public good.” So far the exhibit has been an unprecedented success with both straight and gay people.

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Manhattan, New York City
By Kendra Bass

New York City’s Museum of Sex will open an exhibit exclusively dedicated to teaching gay couples the realities of sex and married life. The exhibit titled “We’re Bonded Forever, Now What?” features several “masturbation environments” such as a shower, the corner of a bed at 4am and an office bathroom stall where sexually frustrated husbands and wives can satiate their carnal desires. A variety of lotions will be available, though Nivea is sponsoring the shower environment. “This was sort of a curve ball” said museum curator Willis McCoy. “Frankly, gay couples have no idea what they are in store for. Though we are all of course elated with the swing in popular opinion and the President’s endorsement, I think it’s fair to say that culturally, gay couples just aren’t prepared for the sexual realities of married life. But here at the Museum of Sex we’re all excited about the opportunity to use our wonderful facility for the public good.” So far the exhibit has been an unprecedented success with both straight and gay people.

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New York City’s Museum of Sex will open an exhibit exclusively dedicated to teaching gay couples the realities of sex and married life. The exhibit titled “We’re Bonded Forever, Now What?” features several “masturbation environments” such as a shower, the corner of a bed at 4am and an office bathroom stall where sexually frustrated husbands and wives can satiate their carnal desires. A variety of lotions will be available, though Nivea is sponsoring the shower environment. “This was sort of a curve ball” said museum curator Willis McCoy. “Frankly, gay couples have no idea what they are in store for. Though we are all of course elated with the swing in popular opinion and the President’s endorsement, I think it’s fair to say that culturally, gay couples just aren’t prepared for the sexual realities of married life. But here at the Museum of Sex we’re all excited about the opportunity to use our wonderful facility for the public good.” So far the exhibit has been an unprecedented success with both straight and gay people.

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